Blog Entry"Fools!" said IApr 2, '08 7:33 AM
for everyone

Thank goodness for this face, my day yesterday brightened a bit.

Before anything, let me rant about my April Fools' Day.

April Fools. Does 'stupid' count?

For the first time in my life I went to this government agency to get another copy of my birth certificate. A contingent copy, if you may. When I got it, I checked the data. Right father. Right mother. Right birthdate. Right surname.

Wrong first name. Wrong birthplace.

I knew it was because I was registered when I was born as FLORENCE. Then three years later, my folks had it voided, then re-registered it to JENNIFER, and had my birthplace as my hometown instead of the city I live in (where I was actually born). The latter one was what I've been using all these years. To my schools, my affiliations, my professional license, my passport, EVERYTHING. 

Then they had this so-called update of their database, and what they draw up when they search for my info is that of my original registration.

Define UPDATE.

F*ckin' define UPDATE.

Now it is up to me to fix the legal stuff? Who are they kidding?! (I could adapt this attitude, and they would just be complacent about the whole thing and do absolutely nothing.) Ugh. And they actually suggested I go for Florence. Because of their error? Because of their so-called update, I can change everything? Dang. That Florence has nothing on me. A friend, Akiko, pointed out that, ON ME, Florence sounds too flouncy. I agree. No offense to real Florences out there. It just isn't me.

It doesn't help that my colleagues are teasing me, calling me Florence...my Mom actually had the nerve to laugh when IT IS THEIR FAULT for not making up their minds the first time around! (I do love her. To bits.)

*tries to smile...looks at caps to brighten my day*
 
So I watched this show, TOKYO FRIEND PARK, where guests are made to play FOR huge huuge prizes. And it lifted me up a bit, just seeing the dorkiness. (Ah, I could be such a child!)
 

OK. So this game was for one person to listen to some rhythmic beating, then hit on the bulb-like spheres before him, producing the same rhythm, and the other person is supposed to guess what song it is.

 
Aiba was having a hard time guessing the song even after THREE attempts at the beats. Then Ohno makes that face.
 
Damn. I just let my childish tendencies gnaw on its own leash. Forgive me. Lolz
 
Anyhow, time to go sort out my thoughts.

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kyshe23 wrote on Apr 10
so, ummm, should i practice calling you florence (or flor?) now? hehehehehe

wait, i cant call you flor, your mom's already a flor, so is my mom (although of course i dont call her flor )...

so, florence it is...

hajimemashite florence. she desu. dozou yoroshiku... nyehehehehehe
jeffer wrote on Apr 11
Yada! Zettai yada!

Even my mom's middle name is different so...

I'll end up having to use the first one, but having to change my first name on it....the birthplace as Baguio will stick, though I've been writing in everything that it's Kapangan....haay....
bumblemumble wrote on Apr 27, edited on Apr 27
At least you're still registered at the NSO(sounds like NSO but correct me if I'm wrong). My mom, she suddenly 'disappeared'. She has record on LCR but not on NSO.

So you're originally from Kapangan. You Kankanaey? =)
jeffer wrote on Apr 30
Yeah. It is NSO.

Wow. Talk about identity crisis. I'm having one, and your mom's completely had hers erased!!

Yes, Kapangan, but I'm Ibaloi. :) But I don't understand the deeper words, and when I try to speak the dialect, I end up being laughed at, so I don't speak it much.
bumblemumble wrote on Apr 30, edited on Apr 30
Ei. Teach me Ibaloi. At least the basic. No hablo Ibaloi..except for the famous "shiay mango". =]
jeffer wrote on May 1
Ahaha.

You're like asking a turtle to teach you how to speed up.

What do you want to learn?
bumblemumble wrote on May 1
How do you say:

good morning
good afternoon
good night/evening
thank you


....??
jeffer wrote on May 3
Good morning - "mayata agsapa"
Good afternoon - "mayata ma'shem"
Good night/evening - "mayata (e)davi"
Thank you - Salamat

there are lots of variations, depending on which municipality, but i ask my parents and they tell me which is the closest to 'universal' they can get...
bumblemumble wrote on May 4
Thanks...so 'v' does really exist in Ibaloi. What about 'f'?

Salamat must be a loan word. I read somewhere that Halamat in Kalangoya is a loan word too...from Tagalog.
jeffer wrote on May 5
Yes, it does. So does f.

It basically depends on what Ibaloi subgrouping, like the area or locality. In Kapangan alone, there are parts where they speak sing-song, others where they speak like they're angry all the time....

Kalanguya is really close to Ibaloi, but they're more generous with the letter H.

Sometimes salamat in Ibaloi can be said 'sedamat'
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